Another typical Friday recently came and went…

• Big families – with big loads of luggage.
• Wacky wives and cranky husbands.
• Overstimulated rugrats.
• Hordes of travelers tripping all over each other, eager to reach – and terrorize – their next destination.

Am I forgetting anything?

Oh yeah, there was the Asian gentleman who spent two days exploring the hotel – minus pants or underwear….

One of my colleagues was returning with the day’s lunch order when he spied an interesting situation in mid-development at the Front Desk.

RYE GUY: Hey guys, there’s a guy in line out front without any pants – with his “jimmy” hanging out!

Oddly enough, no one rushed out to drink in the stimulating visual of a middle-aged Asian gentleman with his private parts exposed for all the world to try to see. Fortunately for us, Security arrived swiftly and saw fit to wrap him in…